It seems rather strange that a beauty queen would marry a dump truck driver from the Rat King gutters of Beijing, and why do they need two marriage certificates. The dictatorship of the proletariat state god marriage counselor is taking it a little bit to far in this newly emerging Picasso nation. Showtime! Push the button: Red makes you look stupid; Green makes you look smart. Green-Red makes you look even smarter.

As this year's western Valentine's Day coincides with the Chinese Lantern Festival, and the date Feb. 14, 2014 is pronounced similarly with "Love you for a lifetime, love me for a lifetime" in Chinese, many couples have chosen this particular day to apply for the marriage certificate. It is expected that the number of marriage registration in Beijing today will set a new record in history.